50 congressman watched Pacquiao vs Hatton fight from Vegas may bring in swine flu

Now that the Pacquiao vs Hatton bout is over, expect an influx of travelers from the United States within the next few days, including at least 50 congressmen, plus other VIPs who watched the fight in Las Vegas, Nevada, and who most likely had very close encounters of the sexy kind with Mexican and American hookers and therefore are very likely carriers of the swine flu virus now running amuck in Mexico, America and many other parts of the world. These congressmen very likely would expect special treatment from our immigration and health personnel at the airport and would try to skip the health measures put in place at the airports to prevent the entry of the swine flu into the Philippines.

Note also that the swine flu is now in Hong Kong and South Korea. Many Filipinos treat Hong Kong like Divisoria where they can go for shopping at any time any day. Also, Korean airlines from the US and elsewhere land in Seoul before proceeding to Manila. Therefore, the chances of the swine flu virus sneaking into the Philippines through Hong Kong, Korea and the US are very high and our officials should pay special attention to travelers coming from these places. The Philippines, fortunately, is one of the few countries still free of the disease and we should all do our best to keep it that way.